The British Isles have withstood the French, the Romans, the Danes, the Germans and other invasions including flora and fauna. While foreign invasions are unlikely, invasive species are entering from the continent.
Spoiler warning:
Napoleon Bonaparte reminds us that Britain is part of Europe, both geographically and politically. But, Queen Victoria wants to change all that. She wants to bring Britain over the mid Atlantic ridge, so that it will no longer be on the Eurasian tectonic plate.
There are challenges involved with that, but the Queen has a solution to these too. If Britain can't be moved, maybe the Mid Atlantic ridge can.
(This is a spoof of current political events. I created it from the Easter Holiday to today. The music is from public domain scores, but the recordings are mine. Copyright 2014 Vasco Phillip de Sousa, all rights reserved.)
