See Something Say Something (The War On Tourism)
Hey everybody! It's terrorist season here in New York City!
Did I say "terrorist?"
Oh. Because I meant it's "tourist" season.
I was going about my day in the same old usual way
Walked 5 blocks to the G train, broken umbrella in the rain.
I waited and waited and waited and waited and wait!
What's that there?
An unattended package next to the subway stairs…
And I thought to myself:
"See something, say something"
But no one was there for me to say something to
"See something, say something"
The attendant had been replaced by a machine, so what was I to do?
I went over to the package to listen for a bomb
And sure as I am sure it was meowing like a bomb.
I knew right then and there I was going to be a hero;
I had to stop that bomb from meowing down to zero.
And I thought to myself:
"See something, say something"
But no one was there for me to say something to
"See something, say something"
The attendant had been replaced by a machine, so what was I to do?
I ran up the subway steps and out into the street.
I yelled "it's a bomb!"
The bomb hissed and peed.
I ran down to the river; the tourists were in shock and awe.
I threw that bomb in the river!
That's when I saw the tiny paw…
I saw something, I did something!
The tourists tweeted their friends about my poor decision.
I saw something, I did something!
What's one kitten in the war on tourism?
The war on terrorism?
The war on tourism!
(Meow meow meow meow!)
