This is an Official Public Service Announcement from the Federal Christmas Commission and the Federal United Community Holiday Coalition reminding you that safety involves your unquestioning compliance.
The TSA has commissioned Santa Claus to encourage cooperation with security procedures while travelling during the busy holiday season. The White House issued a $5.6 Billion budget for the production of this important and trendy announcement.
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