Here is the judging part of the Tokamak club manzai in the 6th Touhou M-1 Grand Prix.
This is where we learn that being a bird-brain enables one to perform the most dangerous things ever without a sweat.
The translation has been done using Japatirador's work (that you can watch here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpcz7DSwcFg ), so thanks Japatirador. But you should know that my japanese and portuguese skills are non-existent and that English is not my native language. So there's bound to be mistakes and room for improvement.
Please do not hesitate to tell me any correction that can be made. And if somebody with actual japanese skills wants to translate this video, i'll be glad to give them my woks as a base.