Avengers 2: Age of Ultron is the most anticipated movie trailer of the season! Movie trailers come and go, but this movie trailer never comes! Seriously! Where is it? Its bad enough we have to wait for the movie to come out, but we don't even get a trailer yet? Come on Disney! There are already numerous fake trailers for the movie trying to fill the vacuum, so we will shove our way to the head of the pack and put the other trailers to shame!
Now... according to the rumor mill, the movie is based on a character named Ultron, who, if you know anything about the Avengers universe, is a brand of car. So, Ultron, driven by the Dread Pirate Loki, attacked New York City with the help of a giant frozen yogurt. Then, when defeated by the guy from Less Than Zero, the Hulk threw him back into the wormhole that opened up in the sky, connecting New York City to Oklahoma. After plotting his revenge for several days, Loki eventually returned to rain hellfire upon those who wronged him, but due to a clerical error he was only able to kill Hawkeye, and nobody noticed. While Ultron was double parked outside Yankees stadium, the Black Widow keyed his paint, and slashed his spare tire, which he will only discover much much later. Then, Thor descended from Mount Olympus and used his samurai sword to club both of the rear view mirrors off. And then you wait until after the credits roll to get a preview of Avengers 3! Rise of the Apes!
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