A Chinese man upset that he couldn't find a girlfriend in a country of 1.3 billion people decided that the best course of action would be to chop off his own junk, but then since it hurt so much, decided to ride his bike to a hospital for treatment.
When 26-year-old Yang Hu got to the hospital, doctors told the man they couldn't help put his parts back in place because he didn't bring the severed member with him, so they told him to go back and get it. The memberless Hu then rode back to his house to retrieve his sliced salami.
When he finally got back to the hospital with his one-eyed soldier, doctors said that it had been without blood for too long so it was impossible to reattach.
Apparently Yang had just moved to the city and was depressed about not being able to find a girlfriend. Yang got even more depressed after working increasingly long hours at a clothing factory in Jiaxing, in Zhejiang province, that he thought he would never have a chance to meet woman.
On October 27, after getting home from work at around 9pm, Yu suddenly decided that he cut off his junk because it was of no use to him anyways. He also thought that if he chopped off his balls that he would stop thinking about girls.
To recap so far, Yu chopped of his manhood, rode a bicycle to the hospital, then biked back home again to get his severed willy and then back to the hospital again.
Yu's friends criticized the doctors for not giving him an ambulance to help him go back to his place to pick up his privates.
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